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Chode Crystal

from Patriotic Grooves LP by Unsanitary Napkin

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  • Patriotic Grooves 12" Vinyl
    Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Comes with Patriotic Grooves zine. We will be releasing the 12" record on 14th November, and we will begin shipping as soon as is possible after that date (within 30 days). If you are in Australia, contact us and we'll calculate shipping costs. In NZ shipping is $8.50 - make sure you specify your country before you pay!

    Includes unlimited streaming of Patriotic Grooves LP via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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MEN ARE FROM MARS AND, WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS
CATASTROPHISING ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY PENIS
JUST AN AFC IN NEED OF COMPANY
GONNA GET OVER MY SHAME, GOTTA GET INTO THE GAME

CHODE CRYSTAL IN THE BAR, VAPORISE ‘EM FAR AND WIDE
TRY NEG AN HB, BUT SHE’S GOT A STRONG HIDE
JUST A LONELY DUDE, WHO FEELS LIKE THEY’VE BEEN SCREWED

GONNA GO OUT FOR A SARGE, GOTTA SHOW 'EM WHOSE IN CHARGE

CHODE CRYSTAL

TRIED ALL THE TECHNIQUES, THE CLAW AND MANY MORE
BUT NOTHING SEEMS TO WORK, THE TARGETS JUST IGNORE
NOW I’M AGGRIEVED, FEEL I’VE BEEN DECEIVED
GONNA GET ON THE RED PILL, GOTTA TELL ‘EM HOW I FEEL

MRAS HAVE HELPED ME SEE, THAT ITS NOT TO DO WITH ME
THERE’S A FEMINIST CRUSADE, PUAS ARE GETTING PAID
RUSE AS CLEAR AS DAY, AND THEY’RE ALL GONNA PAY
GONNA GO OUT ON THE TOWN, GONNA MOW ‘EM ALL DOWN

CHODE CRYSTAL

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from Patriotic Grooves LP, released November 14, 2016

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Anarcho-hardcore from Te Whanganui-a-Tara, Aotearoa.

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