Patriotic Grooves LP

by Unsanitary Napkin

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  • Patriotic Grooves 12" Vinyl
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    Comes with Patriotic Grooves zine. We will be releasing the 12" record on 14th November, and we will begin shipping as soon as is possible after that date (within 30 days). If you are in Australia, contact us and we'll calculate shipping costs. In NZ shipping is $8.50 - make sure you specify your country before you pay!

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FEMININE ODOUR MONTHLY OCCURRENCE DEEMED DISGUSTING WHY CAN WE BUY FRAGRANCES FOR OUR VAGINAS WHY ARE WE VILIFIED SIMPLY FOR TRUSTING VICTIMS COMPARED TO UNLOCKED CARS FEMININE ODOUR YOU SAY IT'S A GUY THING WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN WHY AM I A GIRL EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE A MAN INCONSEQUENTIAL DISMISSAL GOES UNSEEN AND PERPETUATES THE NOTION WE ARE LESS THAN
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Trumphole 02:09
WALL OF HATE YOU GUARANTEE FROTHING AT MISOGYNIST LIPS TERRORISING OVARIES STEEPLING STUMPY FINGERTIPS PATHETIC JUVENILE SLEAZE VOMITING SPITTLE DRENCHED PREJUDICE TO SPREAD YOUR TWISTED DISEASE YOU'LL SAY FUCKING ANYTHING FASCIST VOLCANO SPEWING MOLTEN SHIT GAPING TRUMPHOLE SPEWING MOLTEN SHIT
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MEN ARE FROM MARS AND, WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS CATASTROPHISING ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY PENIS JUST AN AFC IN NEED OF COMPANY GONNA GET OVER MY SHAME, GOTTA GET INTO THE GAME CHODE CRYSTAL IN THE BAR, VAPORISE ‘EM FAR AND WIDE TRY NEG AN HB, BUT SHE’S GOT A STRONG HIDE JUST A LONELY DUDE, WHO FEELS LIKE THEY’VE BEEN SCREWED GONNA GO OUT FOR A SARGE, GOTTA SHOW 'EM WHOSE IN CHARGE CHODE CRYSTAL TRIED ALL THE TECHNIQUES, THE CLAW AND MANY MORE BUT NOTHING SEEMS TO WORK, THE TARGETS JUST IGNORE NOW I’M AGGRIEVED, FEEL I’VE BEEN DECEIVED GONNA GET ON THE RED PILL, GOTTA TELL ‘EM HOW I FEEL MRAS HAVE HELPED ME SEE, THAT ITS NOT TO DO WITH ME THERE’S A FEMINIST CRUSADE, PUAS ARE GETTING PAID RUSE AS CLEAR AS DAY, AND THEY’RE ALL GONNA PAY GONNA GO OUT ON THE TOWN, GONNA MOW ‘EM ALL DOWN CHODE CRYSTAL
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SACRIFICING SOVEREIGNTY AT THE ALTAR OF THE MARKET STOKING THE FIRE, IMMOLATING THE ENVIRONMENT TOASTING EXTERMINATIONOF THE NEEDY SELLING HUMAN RIGHTS TO THE MOST GREEDY CONSUMING CANAPÉS FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT MOVES SETTING EFFIGIES ABLAZE TO PATRIOTIC GROOVES INDUCING LIVER DISEASE HIGH ON IMPERIALISM PISSING WHERE YOU PLEASE ORGASMIC CAPITALISM SWEET EXPLOITATION, NOW THAT IT'S SIGNED AND DONE
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I’VE GOTTA SCRIPTED FIST, GONNA PUNCH IT IN THE AIR I’VE GOTTA SCRIPTED HORSE, GONNA RIDE IT, CHEST BARE I’VE GOTTA BIG SCRIPTED BULGE, GONNA SHOW MY PAIR I’VE GOTTA SCRIPTED STEAK, FIT FOR A MILLIONAIRE SCRIPTED FIST GOT SCRIPTED IGNORANCE, EVEN THOUGH I’M AWARE GOT SCRIPTED HAIR, FOR MY CLICHED AFFAIR GOT A SCRIPTED ALTERCATION, WITH A SCRIPTED BEAR DRINKIN’ SCRIPTED BEER, SO YOU KNOW THE SYSTEM’S FAIR SCRIPTED FIST
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TRADING IN DECEIT AND LIES GLOBAL POPULACE FORSAKEN FUTURE JEAPORDISED TO BRING HOME THAT FUCKIN BACON CLOUDING PUBLIC CONSCIOUSNESS DOOM IN YOUR CYNICAL REMARKS ACTING WITH NO CONSEQUENCE YOU'LL DIE TOO, YOU FUCKIN SHARKS MERCHANTS OF DOUBT DEALING IN DISEASE ENVIRONMENTAL ATROPHY APPLYING A DEADLY SQUEEZE TO THOSE WHO DISAGREE BROKERING CANCEROUS TUMOURS PEDDLING GLOBAL WARMING LULLING US INTO A STUPOR WHILE RUINATION'S FORMING MERCHANTS OF DOUBT
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Keyhole 00:50
FUCK YOUR SHITTY ACRONYMS DEMAND WE SURRENDER TO YOUR WHIMS TUGGING ON OUR PONYTAIL POSTURING LIKE AN ALPHA MALE SHIT EATER SHIT EATER SHIT EATER SHIT EATER DRIPPING WITH SELF-SATISFACTION FEEL THE PRESSURE OF YOUR INACTION DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT REFUGEES SHITTING ON STRAPPED FAMILIES SHIT EATER SHIT EATER SHIT EATER SHIT EATER YOUR TEFLON IGNORANCE AND CHARM SERVES ONLY TO DISARM WHILE YOU APPEAL TO BASEST FEARS AND MEET OBJECTION WITH DERISIVE SNEERS SHIT EATER SHIT EATER SHIT EATER SHIT EATER CLAIM YOU’RE LIKE THE GENERAL PUBLIC BUT YOU’RE A PRIVILEGED FRAT-BOY DICK NATIONAL IS YOUR FRATERNITY DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH IMMUNITY SHIT EATER SHIT EATER SHIT EATER SHIT EATER SICK OF EATING YOUR FUCKIN SHIT
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MEDIA LANDSCAPE IS FUCKING DIRE LAST SEMBLANCE OF TOLERANCE SMOULDERING ON THE PYRE WHILE BIGOTED WHITE MEN JERK OFF OVER AGAIN TO THEIR OWN NARCISSISTIC FEAR MONGERING MEDIA LANDSCAPE IS FUCKING BLEAK A WASTELAND VOID OF LEGITIMATE CRITIQUE WHILE BIGOTED WHITE MEN JERK OFF OVER AGAIN TO THEIR OWN NARCISSISTIC DEMONISING WHOSE SEMEN SAYS IT BEST WHOSE SEMEN SAYS IT BEST WHOSE SEMEN SAYS IT BEST WHOSE SEMEN SAYS IT BEST
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"SEXISM? THAT'S ALL OVER RIGHT? NOW THAT SHIT'S ALL OVER, WE'RE AS SEXIST AS WE LIKE RACISM? KING FIXED THAT NOW RACISM'S JUST FUNNY, CAN'T YOU TAKE A JOKE OR WHAT?" YOU'RE NOT FUCKIN FUNNY RIGHT SO GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE CONVINCED THAT PREJUDICE IS DEAD CLAIMING IT'S IRONIC DON'T ABSOLVE YOU OF THIS SHIT YOU'RE TOO FUCKIN SMART FOR THIS YOU PRIVILEGED FUCKWIT YOU'RE NOT FUNNY BARF OUT LOUD YOU'RE NOT FUCKIN FUNNY WHEN YOU CALL WOMEN "BITCHES" EVEN THOUGH YOUR HIGHSCHOOL FRIENDS WOULD HAVE BEEN IN STITCHES IT'S NOT FUCKIN FUNNY CRACKING WISE ABOUT RAPE AND CALLING PEOPLE "FAG" MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE AN APE IT'S TIME TO ASK WHY THE BUTT OF ALL YOUR JOKES HAPPEN TO BE THE PEOPLE WHO'VE BEEN OPPRESSED THE MOST MAYBE IT'S TIME TO STOP BEING A COWARD STOP SAYING STUPID SHIT THAT MAKES ME BARF OUT LOUD

about

Patriotic Grooves is a furious vomit of frustration with a political climate polluted with hyper-capitalist bigots pretending to be the voice of the people. It’s an assault on the idea that a struggle for civil rights is no longer necessary, and it’s an exposé of the narcissistic self-aggrandising media demagogues that revel in disguising their hate-speech as common-sense while laying the conditions for fascist clowns to take power. It shines a light on the neoliberal smash n’ grab playing out in Aotearoa, which may have a blokey bbq-loving I’m-too-stupid-to-do-evil face for now, but is leading down the same path. But it’s also a rallying call for collective resistance to come from shared frustration, and a hope that we can have a good time (with a slammin’ soundtrack) while fighting to change direction.

The idea of Donald Trump's head being blasted open by a majestic winged vagina seems more relevant than ever given Trump's misogynistic comments about "grabbing" women "by the pussy". The image represents one aspect of the struggle against misogyny, patriarchal violence, and oppression. Many people are oppressed, some have vaginas and some do not. We are opposed to misogyny, transmisogyny, sexism, and cissexism in all its forms. Gender is not defined by a person's genitalia -- not to mention a whole bunch of other dichotomised characteristics. Images associated with cis-female bodies are not representative of womanhood to the exclusion of all others.

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released November 14, 2016

Recorded and mixed at Scumbag College, Wellington, Aotearoa
Co-released by Zero Style, AlwaysNeverFun, and Limbless
Artwork by Daily Secretion

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