Patriotic Grooves LP

by Unsanitary Napkin

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Patriotic Grooves is a furious vomit of frustration with a political climate polluted with hyper-capitalist bigots pretending to be the voice of the people. It’s an assault on the idea that a struggle for civil rights is no longer necessary, and it’s an exposé of the narcissistic self-aggrandising media demagogues that revel in disguising their hate-speech as common-sense while laying the conditions for fascist clowns to take power. It shines a light on the neoliberal smash n’ grab playing out in Aotearoa, which may have a blokey bbq-loving I’m-too-stupid-to-do-evil face for now, but is leading down the same path. But it’s also a rallying call for collective resistance to come from shared frustration, and a hope that we can have a good time (with a slammin’ soundtrack) while fighting to change direction.

The idea of Donald Trump's head being blasted open by a majestic winged vagina seems more relevant than ever given Trump's misogynistic comments about "grabbing" women "by the pussy". The image represents one aspect of the struggle against misogyny, patriarchal violence, and oppression. Many people are oppressed, some have vaginas and some do not. We are opposed to misogyny, transmisogyny, sexism, and cissexism in all its forms. Gender is not defined by a person's genitalia -- not to mention a whole bunch of other dichotomised characteristics. Images associated with cis-female bodies are not representative of womanhood to the exclusion of all others.

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released November 14, 2016

Recorded and mixed at Scumbag College, Wellington, Aotearoa
Co-released by Zero Style, AlwaysNeverFun, and Limbless
Artwork by Daily Secretion

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Track Name: Feminine Odour
FEMININE ODOUR

MONTHLY OCCURRENCE DEEMED DISGUSTING
WHY CAN WE BUY FRAGRANCES FOR OUR VAGINAS
WHY ARE WE VILIFIED SIMPLY FOR TRUSTING
VICTIMS COMPARED TO UNLOCKED CARS

FEMININE ODOUR

YOU SAY IT'S A GUY THING
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN
WHY AM I A GIRL EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE A MAN
INCONSEQUENTIAL DISMISSAL GOES UNSEEN
AND PERPETUATES THE NOTION WE ARE LESS THAN
Track Name: Trumphole
WALL OF HATE YOU GUARANTEE
FROTHING AT MISOGYNIST LIPS
TERRORISING OVARIES
STEEPLING STUMPY FINGERTIPS

PATHETIC JUVENILE SLEAZE
VOMITING SPITTLE DRENCHED PREJUDICE
TO SPREAD YOUR TWISTED DISEASE
YOU'LL SAY FUCKING ANYTHING

FASCIST VOLCANO SPEWING MOLTEN SHIT

GAPING TRUMPHOLE SPEWING MOLTEN SHIT
Track Name: Chode Crystal
MEN ARE FROM MARS AND, WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS
CATASTROPHISING ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY PENIS
JUST AN AFC IN NEED OF COMPANY
GONNA GET OVER MY SHAME, GOTTA GET INTO THE GAME

CHODE CRYSTAL IN THE BAR, VAPORISE ‘EM FAR AND WIDE
TRY NEG AN HB, BUT SHE’S GOT A STRONG HIDE
JUST A LONELY DUDE, WHO FEELS LIKE THEY’VE BEEN SCREWED

GONNA GO OUT FOR A SARGE, GOTTA SHOW 'EM WHOSE IN CHARGE

CHODE CRYSTAL

TRIED ALL THE TECHNIQUES, THE CLAW AND MANY MORE
BUT NOTHING SEEMS TO WORK, THE TARGETS JUST IGNORE
NOW I’M AGGRIEVED, FEEL I’VE BEEN DECEIVED
GONNA GET ON THE RED PILL, GOTTA TELL ‘EM HOW I FEEL

MRAS HAVE HELPED ME SEE, THAT ITS NOT TO DO WITH ME
THERE’S A FEMINIST CRUSADE, PUAS ARE GETTING PAID
RUSE AS CLEAR AS DAY, AND THEY’RE ALL GONNA PAY
GONNA GO OUT ON THE TOWN, GONNA MOW ‘EM ALL DOWN

CHODE CRYSTAL
Track Name: Sweet Exploitation
SACRIFICING SOVEREIGNTY AT THE ALTAR OF THE MARKET
STOKING THE FIRE, IMMOLATING THE ENVIRONMENT
TOASTING EXTERMINATIONOF THE NEEDY
SELLING HUMAN RIGHTS TO THE MOST GREEDY

CONSUMING CANAPÉS
FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT MOVES
SETTING EFFIGIES ABLAZE
TO PATRIOTIC GROOVES

INDUCING LIVER DISEASE
HIGH ON IMPERIALISM
PISSING WHERE YOU PLEASE
ORGASMIC CAPITALISM

SWEET EXPLOITATION, NOW THAT IT'S SIGNED AND DONE
Track Name: Scripted Fist
I’VE GOTTA SCRIPTED FIST, GONNA PUNCH IT IN THE AIR
I’VE GOTTA SCRIPTED HORSE, GONNA RIDE IT, CHEST BARE
I’VE GOTTA BIG SCRIPTED BULGE, GONNA SHOW MY PAIR
I’VE GOTTA SCRIPTED STEAK, FIT FOR A MILLIONAIRE

SCRIPTED FIST

GOT SCRIPTED IGNORANCE, EVEN THOUGH I’M AWARE
GOT SCRIPTED HAIR, FOR MY CLICHED AFFAIR
GOT A SCRIPTED ALTERCATION, WITH A SCRIPTED BEAR
DRINKIN’ SCRIPTED BEER, SO YOU KNOW THE SYSTEM’S FAIR

SCRIPTED FIST
Track Name: Merchants Of Doubt
TRADING IN DECEIT AND LIES
GLOBAL POPULACE FORSAKEN
FUTURE JEAPORDISED
TO BRING HOME THAT FUCKIN BACON

CLOUDING PUBLIC CONSCIOUSNESS
DOOM IN YOUR CYNICAL REMARKS
ACTING WITH NO CONSEQUENCE
YOU'LL DIE TOO, YOU FUCKIN SHARKS

MERCHANTS OF DOUBT

DEALING IN DISEASE
ENVIRONMENTAL ATROPHY
APPLYING A DEADLY SQUEEZE
TO THOSE WHO DISAGREE

BROKERING CANCEROUS TUMOURS
PEDDLING GLOBAL WARMING
LULLING US INTO A STUPOR
WHILE RUINATION'S FORMING

MERCHANTS OF DOUBT
Track Name: Keyhole
FUCK YOUR SHITTY ACRONYMS
DEMAND WE SURRENDER TO YOUR WHIMS
TUGGING ON OUR PONYTAIL
POSTURING LIKE AN ALPHA MALE

SHIT EATER SHIT EATER SHIT EATER SHIT EATER

DRIPPING WITH SELF-SATISFACTION
FEEL THE PRESSURE OF YOUR INACTION
DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT REFUGEES
SHITTING ON STRAPPED FAMILIES


SHIT EATER SHIT EATER SHIT EATER SHIT EATER

YOUR TEFLON IGNORANCE AND CHARM
SERVES ONLY TO DISARM
WHILE YOU APPEAL TO BASEST FEARS
AND MEET OBJECTION WITH DERISIVE SNEERS

SHIT EATER SHIT EATER SHIT EATER SHIT EATER

CLAIM YOU’RE LIKE THE GENERAL PUBLIC
BUT YOU’RE A PRIVILEGED FRAT-BOY DICK
NATIONAL IS YOUR FRATERNITY
DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH IMMUNITY

SHIT EATER SHIT EATER SHIT EATER SHIT EATER

SICK OF EATING YOUR FUCKIN SHIT
Track Name: The Balls (To Say What We're All Thinking)
MEDIA LANDSCAPE IS FUCKING DIRE
LAST SEMBLANCE OF TOLERANCE SMOULDERING ON THE PYRE
WHILE BIGOTED WHITE MEN JERK OFF OVER AGAIN
TO THEIR OWN NARCISSISTIC FEAR MONGERING

MEDIA LANDSCAPE IS FUCKING BLEAK
A WASTELAND VOID OF LEGITIMATE CRITIQUE
WHILE BIGOTED WHITE MEN JERK OFF OVER AGAIN
TO THEIR OWN NARCISSISTIC DEMONISING

WHOSE SEMEN SAYS IT BEST WHOSE SEMEN SAYS IT BEST WHOSE SEMEN SAYS IT BEST WHOSE SEMEN SAYS IT BEST
Track Name: Barf Out Loud
"SEXISM? THAT'S ALL OVER RIGHT?
NOW THAT SHIT'S ALL OVER,
WE'RE AS SEXIST AS WE LIKE
RACISM? KING FIXED THAT
NOW RACISM'S JUST FUNNY,
CAN'T YOU TAKE A JOKE OR WHAT?"

YOU'RE NOT FUCKIN FUNNY RIGHT
SO GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD
EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE CONVINCED
THAT PREJUDICE IS DEAD

CLAIMING IT'S IRONIC
DON'T ABSOLVE YOU OF THIS SHIT
YOU'RE TOO FUCKIN SMART FOR THIS
YOU PRIVILEGED FUCKWIT

YOU'RE NOT FUNNY
BARF OUT LOUD

YOU'RE NOT FUCKIN FUNNY
WHEN YOU CALL WOMEN "BITCHES"
EVEN THOUGH YOUR HIGHSCHOOL FRIENDS
WOULD HAVE BEEN IN STITCHES

IT'S NOT FUCKIN FUNNY
CRACKING WISE ABOUT RAPE
AND CALLING PEOPLE "FAG"
MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE AN APE

IT'S TIME TO ASK WHY
THE BUTT OF ALL YOUR JOKES
HAPPEN TO BE THE PEOPLE
WHO'VE BEEN OPPRESSED THE MOST

MAYBE IT'S TIME
TO STOP BEING A COWARD
STOP SAYING STUPID SHIT THAT MAKES ME
BARF OUT LOUD