Orgasmic Capitalism

by Unsanitary Napkin

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ECONOMIC PARASITE FOR EVER AND EVER YOU'VE TRANSCENDED METAPHOR WITH YOUR LATEST ENDEAVOUR YOU WANT TO KEEP ON LIVING WHILE THE REST OF US DIE TO ACHIEVE IMMORTALITY YOU'LL SUCK US BONE-DRY OUR SYCOPHANTIC GOVERNMENT INVITED YOU INSIDE HUMAN LIVES VALUED LESS THAN THEIR PRIDE AND WE CAN SEE THAT THE EXODUS HAS BEGUN OF THE SILICON VALLEY SUCCUBI YOU'RE JUST THE FIRST ONE LITERAL VAMPIRE LITERAL VAMPIRE MONEY'S NOT ENOUGH LITERAL VAMPIRE LITERAL VAMPIRE COMING FOR OUR BLOOD LITERAL FUCKING VAMPIRE SUCK US BONE-DRY
2.
I DON'T KNOW WHO I CAN TRUST POLITICAL ASSASSINS AROUND ME MEDIA COMPUNCTION CAST OFF FOR A SPECTACLE OF SLANDER AND BULLSHIT PUBLIC EXECUTION REMINDS US LEFT OUR MEDIA CONSCIENCE BEHIND US INSTITUTIONAL RACISM BLINDS US OUR TREATMENT OF THE POOR DEFINES US WE'RE NOT PROGRESSIVE STATE PSYCHOPATHY THE NORM IS BIGOTRY STATE PSYCHOPATHY
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YOUR AGENDA IS HATRED YOUR HEART IS A DOG TURD ENJOY RIPPING THE WORLD APART MALICE YOU IMPLANT YOU DESTABILISE WITH GLEE IGNITE TERROR GUILT-FREE INCITE THE FASCIST CONTAGION TO BLOODTHIRSTY ACTION YOUR AGENDA IS HATRED YOUR HEART IS A DOG TURD ENJOY RIPPING THE WORLD APART MALICE YOU IMPLANT YOU DELIGHT IN OTHERS' PAIN WHEN YOU SERVE TO GAIN TELLING THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW THAT THEY'RE AT WAR YOU SAY THERE'S VIOLENCE ON BOTH SIDES BUT ONLY ONE WANTS GENOCIDE
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PERMISSION REQUIRED TO TERMINATE AND RAPE NOW DEEMED LEGITIMATE TUMESCENCE INDUCED WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE PROGRESSIVE REFORMS THAT COME UNDONE GET YOUR BONER OUTTA MY WAY YOUR PRIVILEGE IS NOT BEING TAKEN AWAY DESPITE WHAT YOUR SEXIST INNER DEMONS SAY SOCIETY WILL TEND THAT ERECTION FOR A TERM BUT SOON YOU'LL SHRIVEL NO MORE OPPRESSIVE SPERM GET YOUR BONER OUTTA MY WAY THERE'S NO PLACE HERE
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COLONIAL GOLF COURSES AND THE SPIRIT OF ECSTASY PURE ROMANCE AND UNFETTERED LUXURY GORGEOUS GILDED MIRRORS AND GLAMOUROUS BROCADES SUMPTUOUS GATEAUX MADE BY THE UNDERPAID WHY LIVE A NORMAL LIFE? OPULENT LIVING PRIVATE BEACHES AND TANNED PAUNCHES LUFTHANSA FIRST CLASS AND MODIFIED HAUNCHES TIMEPIECES, DIAMONDS SWIMMING POOL IN YOUR BACKYARD CARPE DIEM, AND OPULENT REGARDS! PAMPERING TREATMENTS AND EXECUTIVE CARE TERRIFYING DEAD EYES AND A FORMALDEHYDE REEK ENTITLEMENT INCREASED WITH EACH EXPENSIVE SMOKY DRAM SUPPRESSING INSANITY BECAUSE YOUR LIFE IS A SHAM WHY LIVE A NORMAL LIFE? OPULENT LIVING
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Modern Alpha 01:49
FEELING SMALL? WE CAN MAKE YOU TALL YOUR WORKMATES WILL RESPECT YOU FEELING SAD? COME GET HER UNCLAD WE'LL TELL YOU ALL HER SECRETS WITH YOUR BUSINESS REAR YOU'LL ELICIT FEAR BOOST THAT CAREER FEELING STUNG? USE THAT ALT-RIGHT TONGUE HOW THEY RUN RUN RUN FEELING LIKE A FRAUD? YOU'RE THE IMAGE OF GOD YOU'RE A CIS WHITE MALE WITH YOUR UNIQUE MUSK AND YOUR FLESHY TUSK DOMINATE AND ENSNARE YOU ARE THE DOMINANT ELITE THE WORLD IS AT YOUR FEET THE STATUS QUO LOVES YOU THE MODERN ALPHA

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Orgasmic Capitalism is a collection of six songs we wrote about the absurd bullshit that’s been happening over the last few years as the dysfunctional core of heteropatriarchal capitalism continues to rot - from the White Nationalist terror attack in Charlottesville last year, to the political assassination of Metiria Turei, to fuckwit billionaire (and New Zealand citizen) Peter Thiel’s fascination with injecting the blood of young people to prolong his life. We’ve even managed to include a sample of Tim Allen and everything he represents being blasted into space forever.

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released August 13, 2018

Recorded and mixed by Vanya Vitali at Scumbag College, Pōneke, Aotearoa
Thanks to Control, AlwaysNeverFun, and Limbless
Artwork by Daily Secretion

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