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All Billionaires Are Bastards

by Unsanitary Napkin

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1.
TERF War 01:22
TRANS-EXCLUSIONARY RADICAL FUCKWIT TRANSMISOGYNIST RACIST BULLSHIT WE WON'T ADOPT YOUR EUPHEMISMS WE WON'T ACCEPT YOUR OVERT BIGOTRY YOUR STANCE IS NOT A WEAPON AGAINST, BUT A TOOL OF THE FUCKING PATRIARCHY YOU WILL CONSPIRE WITH FASCISTS WHEN THEIR HATE IS ALIGNED WITH YOURS CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE A FASCIST LIKE THEM? CALLOUS TO THE FUCKING CORE IT'S NOT A SLUR YOU'RE A TERF THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE TRANS-EXCLUSIONARY RADICAL FASCIST
2.
UNION-BUSTING BILLIONAIRE PLUTOCRATIC PROFITEER READING BOOKS BY IAIN BANKS WHILE YOUR EMPLOYEES' WELFARE TANKS INTERSTELLAR COLONISER BRATTY LITTLE EGOISER TALKING LIKE A FREEDOM FIGHTER BUT WHO CHANGES YOUR BABY'S DIAPERS? THE IMMENSE WEALTH THAT YOU ARE HOARDING OWING TO WORKERS THAT YOU'RE IGNORING COULD REALLY CHANGE THINGS, IF DISPERSED BUT THE BOTTOM-LINE COMES FIRST YOU SELFISH FUCKS, YOU ARROGANT SHITS BLEED THE WORKING CLASS FOR THOSE MONETARY HITS LAWS YOU GLEEFULLY CIRCUMVENT TO BUILD AN EMPIRE OF ENSLAVEMENT TO GUARANTEE PROSPERITY FIRST IGNORE DISPARITY EXPLOIT YOUR WORKERS TIL THEY DROP DENY YOU RUN A SWEATSHOP DEGRADATION IS THE KEY GOT TO BREAK YOUR EMPLOYEES DRILL THE WORKERS TIL THEY DIE WRING THEM OUT UNTIL THEY'RE DRY
3.
JOSIE BUTLER NATIONAL HERO RESTORING FAITH WITH THAT DILDO STEVEN JOYCE YOU'VE BEEN DECEIVING HERE'S COMEUPPANCE FOR YOUR THIEVING JOSIE'S HERE TO STAND AND FIGHT THAT THROBBING PHALLUS TAKING FLIGHT YOU SHOULD FEEL SHAME DILDO FACE THAT TOXIC DEAL IS A DISGRACE DILDO IN THE FACE MOTIVATION: PERFECT EXECUTION: FLAWLESS THROW THAT DONG LIKE LUCY LAWLESS DILDO IN THE FACE
4.
ECONOMIC PARASITE FOR EVER AND EVER YOU'VE TRANSCENDED METAPHOR WITH YOUR LATEST ENDEAVOUR YOU WANT TO KEEP ON LIVING WHILE THE REST OF US DIE TO ACHIEVE IMMORTALITY YOU'LL SUCK US BONE-DRY OUR SYCOPHANTIC GOVERNMENT INVITED YOU INSIDE HUMAN LIVES VALUED LESS THAN THEIR PRIDE AND WE CAN SEE THAT THE EXODUS HAS BEGUN OF THE SILICON VALLEY SUCCUBI YOU'RE JUST THE FIRST ONE LITERAL VAMPIRE LITERAL VAMPIRE MONEY'S NOT ENOUGH LITERAL VAMPIRE LITERAL VAMPIRE COMING FOR OUR BLOOD LITERAL FUCKING VAMPIRE DEMOCRACY IS BROKEN, BECAUSE WOMEN HAVE THE VOTE? AND CRACKING DOWN ON IMMIGRATION IS YOUR ANTIDOTE? THE LONGER YOU LIVE THE MORE ARCHAIC YOUR VIEWS WILL BE WITH ANY LUCK YOU'LL BURY YOURSELF WITH YOUR OWN ABSURDITY SUCK US BONE-DRY
5.
SPEAK UP FOR WOMEN? YOU DON'T SPEAK FOR ME WITH DAVID SEYMOUR AT YOUR SIDE YOU'VE DEBASED YOURSELVES COMPLETELY YOU'RE VITRIOLIC TRAITORS WANNABE GERMAINE GREERS CREATING TOXIC CULTURE WITH TRANSPHOBIC, BASELESS FEARS EMPOWERMENT FOR ALL WOMEN! TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN!
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Carnage 01:50
FLESH AS COMMODITY ENVIRONMENTAL DEVASTATION NORMALISED ATROCITY PUSHING MEAT ON THE POPULATION EVERYDAY MONSTROSITY SUFFERING THAT KNOWS NO BOUNDS EVERYDAY HYPOCRICY THE PLANET IS A BURIAL GROUND FORCED INTO REPRODUCTION INDOCTRINATED FROM THE FIRST MEAL JUSTIFYING MASS-CONSUMPTION WITH THE FALSEHOOD THAT THEY DON'T FEEL SAVOUR THE INHUMANITY DON'T PUT AN END TO THE SLAUGHTER INDUSTRIAL INSANITY WE ARE MONSTERS FUCKING MONSTERS CAPITALISM MEANS TORTURE INDUSTRIAL FUCKING SLAUGHTER CAPITALISM MEANS CARNAGE COLD-BLOODED MURDEROUS CARNAGE
8.
Big Freedom 02:20
WHOSE VOICE ARE YOU PROTECTING? YOU SAY THAT YOU'RE BEING SILENCED BUT YOUR SPEAKING PROVOKES VIOLENCE YOU CHOSE A SIDE YOUR CLAIM THAT YOU'RE FREE TO SPEAK DOES NOT MEAN YOU'RE FREE FROM CRITIQUE YOU CHOSE A SIDE WE'LL KEEP CALLING YOU A BIGOT WHILE YOU SPEW YOUR BIGOTED SHIT YOU CHOSE A SIDE SELF-RIGHTEOUS BOOMERS AND ALT-RIGHT YOUTUBERS YOU'VE CHOSEN A SIDE MISOGYNISTS, SWERFS, AND "GENDER-CRITICAL" TERFs YOU'VE CHOSEN A SIDE WHITE RACIST PURISTS CONSPIRACY THEORISTS YOU'VE CHOSEN A SIDE HATE-SPEECH DEFENDERS WITH HIDDEN AGENDAS YOU'VE CHOSEN A SIDE WHOSE VOICE ARE YOU PROTECTING?
9.
ACAB 02:05
ENFORCER OF THE STATE'S RETRIBUTION ENACTER OF THE STATE'S BIGOTRY YOU HARASS VULNERABLE COMMUNITIES AND KNOW THAT YOU WILL GET OFF SCOT-FREE A STATE-SANCTIONED SLAYER AND ABUSER A MEGALOMANIACAL LOSER ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS (THAT'S THEIR JOB, THEY DO IT WELL) PEOPLE ARE SCARED AND IT'S YOUR FUCKING FAULT ABOLISH! ABOLISH! FOR FREEDOM TOO MUCH DEATH AND TRAUMA ON YOUR HANDS FUCK THE BADGE AND FUCK THE COMMAND A.C.A.B.
10.
AFFORDED THE RANK OF COMMODORE COMPLICIT IN OTHER PEOPLE'S WARS REWARDED WITH IMMUNITY ACTING WITH IMPUNITY A POWER-CRAZED BUFFOON LURKING IN THE BATHROOM ALL GOOD, COMMODORE WE UNDERSTAND YOU NEED YOUR TOILET CAMERAS TO DEFEND THIS LAND YOUR DIPLOMATIC STATUS WENT TO YOUR HEAD SO YOU THOUGHT YOU'D SPEND YOUR TIME FILMING BUTTS INSTEAD
11.
Inert 01:05
I'M WATCHED AND YET I'M INERT WHAT WOULD IT TAKE FOR ME TO ACT? AND BREAK THE PASSIVITY BEFORE I'M ATTACKED
12.
FUCK THE POLITICALLY-MINDED THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO SAY ABOUT THE STATE OF THE NATION THE WAY THEY TREAT US TODAY AT SCHOOL THEY GIVE YOU SHIT DROP YOU IN A PIT YOU TRY, YOU TRY, YOU TRY TO GET OUT BUT CAN'T BECAUSE THEY'VE FUCKED YOU ABOUT THEN YOU'RE A PRIME EXAMPLE OF HOW THEY MUST NOT BE THIS IS JUST A SAMPLE OF WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO YOU AND ME DO THEY OWE US A LIVING? OF COURSE THEY FUCKING DO HOUSE PRICES KEEP ON RISING BUT WAGES LAG BEHIND INVESTORS' POCKETS LINED COZ OUR GOVERNMENT HAS NO SPINE THEY STIGMATISE THE UNEMPLOYED THEY CHEAT AND STEAL AND TAX-AVOID GIVE LIP-SERVICE TO A KINDER WORLD WHILE TREATING US LIKE HAEMORRHOIDS DO THEY OWE US A LIVING? OF COURSE THEY FUCKING DO THE IMPACT OF COLONISATION THE THEFT OF LAND THROUGH CONFISCATION WAR, INVASION, LEGISLATION ECONOMIC DEVASTATION SO FUCK THE CROWN, AND THEIR EMPTY HANDS TIL THEY CONCEDE TO THESE DEMANDS: RETURN THE LAND AND PAY THE RENT IT'S STOLEN LAND, YOU'VE MADE YOUR BED DO THEY OWE US A LIVING? OF COURSE THEY FUCKING DO

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- HARDCORE VICTIM are handling distro in so-called AUSTRALIA
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- SORRY STATE RECORDS are handling distro in the U.S. www.sorrystaterecords.com

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All billionaires are parasitic fucking life-suckers. Whether they’re calling SWAT teams on whistle-blowers, busting unions, keeping their factories open and laying off staff during a global pandemic whilst increasing their wealth by $1 trillion, promoting conspiracy theories and unproven COVID treatments, sending transphobic has-beens to space, or building ​​underground death-trap tunnels for commuters. And the more wealth these vampiric shitlords accrue, the closer they get to fulfilling their oligarchic fantasies.

People in Aotearoa are not safe from the malignant power-fantasies of Silicon Valley. Peter Thiel, the billionaire supervillain whose ultimate goal is to live forever, had his New Zealand citizenship fast-tracked in 2017. His company Palantir Technologies – whose data collection software has been used in attempts to spy on progressive journalists and spread disinformation online, who are contracted by I.C.E. to facilitate the deportation of migrants and asylum-seekers from the U.S., and who assisted Cambridge Analytica in bringing Donald Trump to power – has an office on Featherston Street in Te Whanganui-a-Tara.

It’s also fitting that Elon Musk recently posted a series of transphobic memes on Twitter, as this album also features TERF War and Speak Up For Women, You Don’t Speak For Me, which were released earlier this year to fundraise for Gender Minorities Aotearoa. In Aotearoa, we have been watching in horror as the state of Texas criminalises gender-affirming care and has called on government agencies and members of the public to report doctors for providing it, and to report the parents of transgender kids and teens to state authorities. This is fascism, led by cruel and sadistic state forces whose aim is to privatise and police sex and gender through anti-trans legislation, banning abortions, and defunding reproductive health. This is an attack on all women, and our struggles are all connected.

In Aotearoa, we too have groups, organisations, individuals and politicians who would like to see such violence enacted here. There is simply no other choice for cis people but to stand alongside our queer and transgender communities, and to oppose transphobia every time you see it. Showing up in solidarity with your trans whānau is not a question, but a necessity.

There’s plenty of other ground covered across the album: the unending bloodbath that is the meat industry; police violence; the weaponisation of the rhetoric around “freedom” by the alt-right and how it is used by people in power to silence marginalised groups; anxiety around increasing surveillance and data collection measures… the world feels fucked in so many ways, but hopefully this album can help us find solidarity in resistance as we fight for a better world.

With love,
Unsanitary Napkin

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released March 24, 2022

Recorded and mixed in Te Whanganui-a-Tara, Aotearoa by Vanya Vitali
Co-released by Slimebag, AlwaysNeverFun, and Limbless
Artwork by Daily Secretion

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